Abbreviation SMS

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling ,
it means :-With Idiot For Ever .

In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy.

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.

What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also.

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends.

SORRY.
Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:
S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.
Have A wonderful day.

Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?S There
H= He?S My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He ISThe Best!

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish.

Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,
bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
bi-bijli
pa-pani
sha-shadak 😀

MISSED CALL Means –

“M”Ost
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice

“C”Onveying
“A”Pnapan 😀
“L”Ove &
“L”Oneliness 😀

F R I D A Y

F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME:-

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->