Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

Powerful Relationship

Holi is colourful,
Diwali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our made our relationship powerful.

Rishta hai janmo ka

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan” to my dearest bro.

Ye tera kamaal

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!

Sabka kehna hai

Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai,
Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai…
Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

Happy Rakshabandhan to you

May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you…

hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Kamasutra Means

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

This is your CellPhone Operator

This is your CellPhone Operator.
We just found out you’re too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you

Height Of Expressing

Height Of Expressing…!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

…Boy: Because…I m Loving it..:)

A cute question to pregnant mom

A cute question to pregnant mom
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! … Why?

Boy:
‘Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Cutest Proposal

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Abar utra hai chaar soo dekho

‘Abar utra hai chaar soo dekho
.
Abar wo nikhre ga khubroo dekho
.
Surkh eenton pe naachti baarish
.
Aur yaadein hain rubaroo dekho
.
Pair simte hain tehniaan Orhey
.
Baado baaran hai tund khoo dekho
.
Aisay mousum mein bheegte rehna
.
Aik shayar ki aarzoo dekho…|’

Iss ßarish ko keh do

‘Iss ßarish ko keh do Mere Angan Me Na ßarse, …

Isy dekh kr Shiddat se kisi ki Yad Aati he.’