When we see our beloved

When we see our beloved one after a long gap,
we want to share many things but smile & silents
are the first one we share.
That’s real affection…
good afternoon

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find…
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u…
$weet Good afternoon

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga..

TERi lita k lu Ya bitha k lu

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

i am ur colgate

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay
kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

aap kya samjhaye?

college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Shut Up

Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

mein teri asal mar lawa ga

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
.
,
,
,
,
,
.
.
mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

suitcase is closed

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh….
Finally the suitcase is closed.

DOOR SE

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff

OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend

was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???

He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!