Pehlay kiss karo

Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!

bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

HONEYMOON

“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji
Santa: Yeh erect hai!

kal aayenge

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

3 Galz having lunch

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

tere result da ki banya

Santa: tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

Santa weeping

Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Santa: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints santa again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Santa said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia

Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga

Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
hazaron saal dekha hoga,
lakhon saal nihara hoga,
aur phir ek baar zarur socha hoga
abbey yaar bana to diya par yeh hai kya ?

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi
“ bounced cheque,
dharti pe liabilitiy,
pedaishi bad bebt.
Insolvent aadmi,
itna marungi ke balance sheet tally nahi hogi.