Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya
Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
Teacher Told All Students
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Sachin wife Go to market
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
Best wishes to you for a Holi filled
Best wishes to you for a Holi filled
with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Lal gulab neela pila
Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
boy say ye loo 20 rupay
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ….
girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ….
girl says ok….
boy kissed girl titely….
girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
boy say ye loo 20 rupay
Maine kaha dil Ruba
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha “Paise Nahi”
Usne kaha “Kaise nahi”
Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai”
Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
Dabangg Special
Dabangg Special
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Wah wah..
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Tere mast-mast 2 Nain,
mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Happy Lohri 2012
Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye,
Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye,
Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen …
HAPPY LOHRI
Another month
Another month,
another year, another smile,
another tear, another winter,
nother summer too but there
will never be another you!
I want to say is I LUV U
If Roses were black and violets were brown,
my love for you would never be found but roses
r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri ha 
Mujhse shaadi karogi
BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.