Cool SMS

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu.

Jee kare aapke paas aaun
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Aapke paas aake ruk jaun.
Na baithoon na boloon..
Bas aapki aankh mein
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SANTRE KA CHHILKA NICHOD K BHAAG JAUN.

Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab DON msg karte hain to bak bak nahi karte.
Pareshaan karte ho jab DON busy ho.
Ab DON free ho to sms nahi karte.

Papa- Pappu! Is baar tu fail hua to mujhe Papa mat kehna!
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RESULT K BAAD
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Papa- Beta result kaisa raha?
Pappu- Kitni baar mana kia hai k
ghar aate hi dimaag mat kharaab kiya kar BABULAL!

Aap aap ho, Hum hum hain,
Pyaaz nahi khaate, phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
Supply kam hai, isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
Iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap me dum hai.

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG UNCHHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND.

Pappu ki papa se ho gayi ladai,
Papa ne pappu ki khoob ki pitai,
Gusse se pappu ka khaula khoon,
Aur papa ki photo kabristan me latkakar likh diya
COMING SOON.

Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai
Zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil hai
par mobile par SMS karna bahut ezzy hai.

Saalon bad najane kya sama hoga
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kahan hoga
Phir milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.

Kah Do To Ek Kahani Hu,
Rakho To Ek Nishani Hu,
Jise Rok Na Payi Sari Duniya,
Bas Wohi Ek Bund Ankho Ka Pani Hu.

Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,
Meray paas aap k liyay sirf “DUA” hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay.

Kia Aap Ki Girl Friend K Pass Ye Sub Hai.?

Sulaghta Jism
Nashili Aankhein
Kanpkapate Hont
Thartharata Badan

Agar Hai Tu Ose SWINE FLU Hai

TAKE CARE Of Her 🙂