Double Meaning SMS

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay
kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh….
Finally the suitcase is closed.

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE