Funny SMS

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!

Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!

Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! 😛

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.

5 panchi ek daal pe baithe the,
ek sikari aaya ek ko mar diya,
3 udh gaye ek wahi baitha raha,

kyu ?

bas aapki tarah,

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain.

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain.

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.

Daru ho gayi sasti,
Ham karege masti,
chhak ke piyege,
Has ke jiyege,
Na aaye kisi ki yaad,
Theke wale Zindabad,
Send to all Sharabi,
Humko to sirf aapka pata tha!
Bruuaaaaa

Car se takra kar Kabutar behosh ho gaya,
Admi use ghar le gaya Pinjre mein rakha Kabutar ko hosh aaya aur
bola:AILA SALA JAIL HO GAI
Wo CAR wala mar gaya kya?