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Every bad situation

Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK.

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par shadi ho gai sagar se

ek leher ko pyar tha kinare se,
par shadi ho gai sagar se,
kinare ki preet leher ko khich lati hai,
par badnaam na ho mohabbat isliye wo lout jati hai…..

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Katrina mar gai

Agar ghar pe ho to jaldi se AAJ TAK
ya STAR NEWS lagao Katrina mar gai….
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MUJH PAR…:)

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2009 mein release hone wali superhit films

2009 mein release hone wali superhit films
1.Xam ka khauf
2.Tadapta student
3.Shaitani kitab
4.Sadma result ka
5.Neend ki maut
6.kash hum pade hote

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Sabse Pyare AAP HO

Sabse Pyare?
AAP HO
Sabse Smart?
AAP HO
Sabse Sweet?
AAP HO
Sabse Mast?
AAP HO
Zyada uchhlo mat
Ye MSG muje aya tha
APKO sirf Dikhana tha

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dhul-mitti ko tikne na de

Kya aapki twacha Dhool-mitti se affect ho rahi hai??
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to har roj subah lagaiye
“Asian Paint” ka “apex-ultima”,
jo dhul-mitti ko tikne na de

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Ismey koi shak nahi

Ismey koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet,
U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho

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Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje
Wo Teri YAAD Me
Saare k Saare wo
PAPA ne padh Liye
Sawera jab hua
to JUTE Pad Gaye
wo FASHION wale Baal
Hawa me ud Gaye..

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Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya

Santa Ki Ma MarGayi:- 1 Admi bola:Ma Mujhe bhi le jati,
2 ra bola: Ma hame bhi le jati.
Santa Bola: O chup ho jao,
Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya…..!

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itna wadaKarna

itna wadaKarna
roz subah ap mujheJagana
meri gali me ana
thodaHasna
thodaSharmana
thoda ghabrana
aur pyarse chilana
KACHREWALA aya kachra do

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MERE PAS MOBILE Hai

kya”andaaz”hai
kya”jalwa”hai
kya”style”hai
aur kya”smile”hai
aapka”mind”to dekho
SMS to karte nahi
aur”garv”se kehte ho”MERE PAS MOBILE Hai”

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Bipasa hamara adhikar he

Bipasa desh ke har nagrik ko milni chahiye
Bipasa hamara adhikar he
Bipasa har gav aur har ghar me jaye yahi hamari mang he
Bi-bijali
Pa-pani
Sa-sadak.

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paani dene se pahle boil kar lena

Doctor: Santa, Bachhe ko paani
dene se pahle boil kar lena chahiye.
Santa: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bachha
mar to nahi jayega na?

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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi

Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Jaise chhote se darwaje me bhains fas gayi..

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Wo Konsi 1 Baat he Jo

Wo Konsi 1 Baat he Jo
Saalo Pahle bhi Students Kahte The,
Aaj Bhi Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
Ans- Bas Yar Kal Se Padhai Start Karege