Ye note nakli he
1 call girl 1000 rupe ka note bank me jama karwane gayi.
Cashier- Ye note nakli he.
Call Girl zor se chillayi- Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Category: Adult SMS
kapray sukhane ka taar
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar
Bus zara Look aajata hai
1 Hindu ne Musalmaan se pocha, tum log Khatnay kyon karwatay ho?
Musalmaan soch main par gaya,
Phir bola Faida to kuch khaas nahi,
Bus zara Look aajata hai.
SMS bhejh ne wale ki shan main
<——–<<
ye “TEER”
SMS bhejh ne wale ki shan main
.
aur
.
Na bhejne wale ki
“GAND” main
) ‘ (
/ )..) <—–<<
Passive me badlo!
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
huey Haadse he Bacho ko Janam dete hain..
To tumhe kya zukam hua hai
WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai,
ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka?
Husband: Soongh ke.
Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ?
pehli bar kisine behan kaha
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha
50,000 nechay se kamati hai
Larkay walay: Larka clerk hai,
2500 salery hai+5000 ooper se kamata hai
Larki walay: Larki nurse 10,000
selery hai+50,000 nechay se kamati hai.
Family business
Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein
2,3 mobiles
kuch condoms
6,7 sim
chand xxx CDs
larko k numbr
Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?
kaisey paida nahi hotay
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai
bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,
mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”