Ye note nakli he
1 call girl 1000 rupe ka note bank me jama karwane gayi.
Cashier- Ye note nakli he.
Call Girl zor se chillayi- Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Mera R@PE ho gaya.
1 call girl 1000 rupe ka note bank me jama karwane gayi.
Cashier- Ye note nakli he.
Call Girl zor se chillayi- Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar
1 Hindu ne Musalmaan se pocha, tum log Khatnay kyon karwatay ho?
Musalmaan soch main par gaya,
Phir bola Faida to kuch khaas nahi,
Bus zara Look aajata hai.
<——–<<
ye “TEER”
SMS bhejh ne wale ki shan main
.
aur
.
Na bhejne wale ki
“GAND” main
) ‘ (
/ )..) <—–<<
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
huey Haadse he Bacho ko Janam dete hain..
WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai,
ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka?
Husband: Soongh ke.
Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ?
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha
Larkay walay: Larka clerk hai,
2500 salery hai+5000 ooper se kamata hai
Larki walay: Larki nurse 10,000
selery hai+50,000 nechay se kamati hai.
Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein
2,3 mobiles
kuch condoms
6,7 sim
chand xxx CDs
larko k numbr
Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai
bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,
mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”