Kya khel ishq ne khela hai

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

HONEYMOON

“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji
Santa: Yeh erect hai!

kal aayenge

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

3 Galz having lunch

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Ye note nakli he

1 call girl 1000 rupe ka note bank me jama karwane gayi.
Cashier- Ye note nakli he.
Call Girl zor se chillayi- Mera R@PE ho gaya.
Mera R@PE ho gaya.

kapray sukhane ka taar

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar

Bus zara Look aajata hai

1 Hindu ne Musalmaan se pocha, tum log Khatnay kyon karwatay ho?
Musalmaan soch main par gaya,
Phir bola Faida to kuch khaas nahi,
Bus zara Look aajata hai.

SMS bhejh ne wale ki shan main

<——–<<
ye “TEER”
SMS bhejh ne wale ki shan main
.
aur
.
Na bhejne wale ki
“GAND” main
) ‘ (
/ )..) <—–<<

Passive me badlo!

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per
huey Haadse he Bacho ko Janam dete hain..

To tumhe kya zukam hua hai

WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai,
ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka?
Husband: Soongh ke.
Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ?