pehli bar kisine behan kaha
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha
Category: Adult SMS
50,000 nechay se kamati hai
Larkay walay: Larka clerk hai,
2500 salery hai+5000 ooper se kamata hai
Larki walay: Larki nurse 10,000
selery hai+50,000 nechay se kamati hai.
Family business
Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein
2,3 mobiles
kuch condoms
6,7 sim
chand xxx CDs
larko k numbr
Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?
kaisey paida nahi hotay
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai
bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,
mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”
musafir to na girao
Wife: Thora aram se karo Express chala rahe ho.
Husband: To kiya Mallgari chalaon?
Itne main munna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.
JJo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.
tujhe lolly pop pkrata hu
Bubbli: ami papa ke shalwar mei lolly pop hy??
Anti Misba: nhe tu kyu
Bubbli: kal raat fir papa apse ye kyu keh
rhe thai k hath pocket mei daal, tujhe lolly pop pkrata hu
Tags: sms adult, sms adult jokes
Paison ka itna masla nahi
Sikh: Kal koi meri biwi k
sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya.
Pathan: Tum jhut bolta hai,15000 tha.
Sikh: Paison ka itna masla nahi bas aadmi pata kar yaar
jate hi dudh pilana
Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar
jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.
Tags: adult poem, adult sex sms
ladies k dress
Aj kal ladies k dress Zoo mein
Lgi salakhon ki tra hote hy
.
Qeemti samaan mehfooz b ho jae,
Koe hath b na lga ske,
Ur
Dekhne wali b khush ho jae.
Tags: adult hindi, adult punjabi
SUBAH GALTI SE PEHENLI THEE
santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHENLI THEE
Tags: adult shayari, adult sher
Mobile Charge
Kuch Log Thodi Der Karte Hain!!!!
Aur Kuch Log Puri Raat Karte Hai Tab Jake Unka Hota Hai
Mobile Charge
What is your caste
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
bachcha to nikal hi jayega
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
Time kitna hua hai?
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Tags: adult mms, free adult sms
mere 200 msg aur free hain
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se
kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling
abhi to mere 200 msg aur free hain