Ek pyara sa SMS

Ek bar karo na plz…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Plz karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na plz…
Ek pyara sa SMS!

woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai

Lady 2 Wakeel: Mujhe mre pati se talaaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magar woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai.
Lady: yehi to problem hai Kamina sirf hath laga
kar bhag jata hai.

Lalli & SAFE SEX

Lalli:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?
Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka
Lalli:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

Dhire se thoko sanam

Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai………
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai………

ADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO….

Diffrent Phases Of Sex Life

Diffrent Phases Of Sex Life:
Age 20 – Din Raat,
Age 28 – Roz Raat,
Age 38 – Jumme Raat,
Age 48 – Chand Raat,
Age 58 – Only Jazbaat,
Age 68 – Galat Baat….

Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

Larkiyan theek karti hain

Question: Larkiyan apna dupatta Larkon k
samnay aanay kay baad he kyon theek karti hain?
Answer:Luteron ko dekh kar he Daulat ka Hifaza

tumhari maa banne wali hoo

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa
se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo

Lets start with Kisses

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha

Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: okay

Lets start with Kisses

mera husbnd ane wala hai

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

pehle pehn tu lo phir dekhana

Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli

“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?

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.
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Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana.

Janta hy mera baap kon hai?

Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
“Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?”
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
“Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?”
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
“Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?”
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan

teri sula ke lu?

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.