Main kese Yakin Karu?

Man- Tu meri beti ko kabse pyar karta he?
Boy- 4 mahine se.
Man- Main kese Yakin Karu?
Boy- Aur 5 mahine Rukiye, Yakin Apne Aap Ho Jayega

AGE 0F DRINKS

AGE 0F DRINKS
1 To 3: Milk
3 To 8: Cerelac
9 To 13: Complan
14 To 25: Beer
26 To 50: Whisky
51 To 60: Tonic
AFTER 60 AnyTime GANGAJAL

Sardi Ho Gayi He?

Sardi Ho Gayi He?
-Ha
Naak Bhi Band He?
-Ha
Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
-Ha Bhai Ha
To Ye Msg Padhna Kya Zaruri Tha?
Jao, Dawa Lo Aur So jao

khub zamega rang

khub zamega rang
Jab mil baithenge
Teen Yaar
Aap
Mein
Aur
Hamare
Chote-Chote
Nanhe-Nanhe
Pyare-Pyare
Masoom se
Sms’s

ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS PE DETA

Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa

“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”