Gazab ka nakhra hai

“Gazab ka nakhra hai
Ajeeb ye style hai
SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai
Mere pass mobile hai
Besharmi ki hadd to dekho
Ye padh kar bhi chehre par smile hai”

Mana aap sabse ajeej hain

“Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS,
kya aap SUDAMA se bhi gareeb hai.”

bhains bheji hai

“
(_),,~.____
“\,/” :. : :.)’\,
!,!,!”"”!,!,!”

bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms bhejo

Bhaago Bhoot aaya

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange…
Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Kaisa hai tu

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai….

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Aapke haath me mobile hai

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

News

News:
.
.
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching tv…
another taking bath in swimming pool and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.

FOOLS NEED MORE CARE

sometimes my mind asks….
why?
I MISS YOU
why?
I CARE FOR YOU
why?
I REMEMBER YOU

then… My heart answered….
its simple….
‘BERCAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)

Fill in the blanks

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected
BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.

Jab TuM Is Duniya Se Jaoge

Jab TuM Is Duniya Se Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Pooch
Aur 4 Tange Paoge…

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,
Confusion Ka MoMent Aaya Hoga,
Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga,
End Me Donoka Mix Pasand Aaya Hoga…