PLZ TRY LETTER

Man: Santa Aapke Pass Cell Hai To Fir Aapne LETTER Q. Bheja?
Santa:Maine Tuje Phone Kiya Tha Par Ander Se Kaha
PLZ TRY LETTER,

To Bhej Diya

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage

Mere SMS ke charche
jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum,
jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!