Maine doosri shaadi karli

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa apni biwi k office gaya

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Your friend is kissing your wife

A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:“He’s not my friend.”

uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To
Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta

yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa :To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya

Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

Aaj kal Hum baat nahin karte

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

Wrong Number

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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:

Wrong Number..

bahut purani baat hai

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai

Tu Gangubai

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke
ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai