Insult SMS

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Meaning of PYAR

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wtjgptjtku
jnktjtktmgmjt
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Nahi
padha ja raha na?

Forward kar de
patthar dil

Tu kya jaane
pyar ki bhasha.

Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?
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Bilkul aise
Ab 3 ho gaye. 😀

Film mein kaam karoge?
roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi

Aur

Aur

Aap ko

Goli maar degi.

Film Ka Naam Hai:
Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.

New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye.

Hospital mein vacancy nikli hai
Salary 19000/-
Kaam: Bas SHAKAL dikha ke marizo ko behosh karna hai.
Jaldi FORM Bhar
Tera selection to pakka hai dost. 😀

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! 😀