Munnabhai: Circuit, Kutta kutte ko kaat ta hai,
to wo injection kyo nahi leta hai.
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Kutta hai bhai,
wo bhi usko kaat leta hai.
haa haa haa
Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS, Hindi Jokes SMS, Jokes Text Messages, Funny Jokes SMS, Send Jokes SMS, Latest Jokes SMS
ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta
Dukhi pappu bola: “aisi zindgi se maut acchi”
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta
girl friend ne bhikari bana diya
Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana diya
Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen
Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion
Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?
Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki
Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…
Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
bindas hava
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Patthar
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Gum
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
Mandir
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Kiss Kiss
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain