Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
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Sharabi bhakt to bhagwan
Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya
aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
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Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police
station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.
Rajnikant attitude as a student
Rajnikant’s attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA !
CHECK ANY 100.
A boy was walkng in rain
A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.
MORAL
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Moral-woral kuch nhi h Chhori sunder nahi thi na.
boy say ye loo 20 rupay
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ….
girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ….
girl says ok….
boy kissed girl titely….
girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
boy say ye loo 20 rupay
Maine kaha dil Ruba
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha “Paise Nahi”
Usne kaha “Kaise nahi”
Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai”
Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha