Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya
aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
Bhagwan- haa beta!
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police
station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.
Rajnikant’s attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA !
CHECK ANY 100.
A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.
Moral-woral kuch nhi h Chhori sunder nahi thi na.