SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!
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ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai
ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai
inkar karne par bhi chahat ka ikrar kyu hai
use pana nahi hai meri taqdeer mein shayad
phir bhi har mod pe usika intizar kyu hai
Waqt mile to hume yaad kar lena
Waqt mile to hume yaad kar lena,
Pal Pal na sahi din me ek bar kar lena
Dost honge aapke hazaro par hamsa bhi
koi hai itna yaad kar lena
Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon
Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.
Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.
Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar nehi
Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi.
Yahan nahana mana hai
Policeman: Is talab mi nahana mana hai
Woman: Kapray utarnay say pehlay kue nahi bataya
Policeman: Yahan nahana mana hai kapray utarna nahi.
overduty kar raha hu
Machchar hamesa rat ko kat ta hai
Lekin Ek machchar din ko kat raha tha,
To maine pucha: keya be day duty join kiya hai keya,
machchar: Nahi yar ghar ki halat bohot kharab hai isliye
overduty kar raha hu.
Phool bina Khushboo bekaar
Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
unki gali se jana itfaq tha
unki gali se jana itfaq tha,
unki gali se jana itfaq tha,
jab unhone chat se gulab feka,
toh gamla bhi saat tha,
Kehte hai jab koi kisko bahut yaad karta hai
Kehte hai jab koi kisko bahut yaad
karta hai to asman se tara tutata hai,
Dekhna 1din sara asman khali ho jayega
aur apki wajah se sara iljam hamare sar ayega..
yar yeh kaisa style ha
Aapke hath main mobile hi.
Chrere pe smile hi.
SMSke acchi khasi file hi.
Phir bhi aapSMSnahi karte.
yar yeh kaisa style ha.
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
BSNL Customers send sms
BSNL Customers send sms “BT DCT” to 56700
Vodafone Postpaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 111
Vodafone Prepaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 144
Bpl Postpaid Customers can dial *800# for any service request
Bpl Prepaid Customers can dial *555# for any service request
Reliance Mobile Customers send sms “unsubct” to 51234
Airtel Customers can call *678#
Maafi maang
Agar
koi
galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
Etc;
Ho
gayi
ho
toh
plz….
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Plz
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plz
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Maafi maang
pagalo se behes kon kare
Tum din ko rat kahoge
to hum b rat kahenge
Subah ko sham kahoge
hum b sham kahenge
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Ab pagalo se behes kon kare…