Naughty SMS

Santa: tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Santa: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints santa again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Santa said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia

Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
hazaron saal dekha hoga,
lakhon saal nihara hoga,
aur phir ek baar zarur socha hoga
abbey yaar bana to diya par yeh hai kya ?

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi
“ bounced cheque,
dharti pe liabilitiy,
pedaishi bad bebt.
Insolvent aadmi,
itna marungi ke balance sheet tally nahi hogi.

Arz kiya hai.
Ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar fir bhi samjh naa aaye to
GHAJINI aur TERE NAAM dekh lo

Ek kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir gaya..
girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni biwi
ko Roti banate hue dekha
to zor se chilayameri mat banana

Meri bhagwan se ek he wish hai
ki wo tum jaisa dost har kisi ko de.
Kyunki.
Yeh saza main akele kyu bhugtu..

Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ?
Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.

1st man : NAARI ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd : NAARI ka matlab hai “SHAKTI
1st : to phir PURUSH ka MATLAB kya hua ?
2nd : Purush ka matlab “SEHAN SHAKTI”

Phool gir jate hai, jab ap aate ho.

Phool gir jate hai,

jab ap jate ho,

aji zra dhyan se chala kro,

gamlon se kyo takrate ho???

Agar aap chahte hain

ki aapke chehre pe

dhul-miti na lage to

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har roj subah

ASIAN PAINT LAGAYIYE

jo DHUL-MITI ko tikne na de!

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,

sab 2 din ki masti hai.

Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,

jab tak….

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….FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!

Wo konsi ghadi thi

jb aap paida hue

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QUARTZ

ya koi or,

jvab jaldi bhejo,

company band karani hai,

taki aisa hadsa fir na ho.

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v :-q 🙂 :-(# 🙂 3/7 🙂

< a47 Kuch samaj mein aya ? Nahin ? Mujhe bhi nahi aya. Wah, Hamare vichar kitne milte hain.

Tum chale gaye to

bagh se titliyaan chali gayi…

Phool murjha gaye…

Patte jhad gaye…

Ab to GARDEN ME PANI DENE AAJA RAMU.