Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana diya
Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion
Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?
Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki
Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
