Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
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Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Your friend is kissing your wife
A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:“He’s not my friend.”
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To
Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta 🙂
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa :To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
Aaj kal Hum baat nahin karte
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
Wrong Number
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
:
:
Wrong Number.. 🙁
bahut purani baat hai
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
Tu Gangubai
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke
ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai