A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:“He’s not my friend.”
collection of santa banta sms
kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’