Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
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Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Kya mast air chal raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
apun ne fauran sms kiya
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
Apun ek sher bolega
Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
papad aur jhapad mein pharak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur
jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
Bhai bhi Salmaan Khan thay
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,
baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k
cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Tu kitna pada hai?
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?