Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota
Hai…..?
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Socho…..?
Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai…..
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Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati
Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati
Yadoon Sy Koi Raat Jo Khali Nahi Jati
Hamra Teray Phol Khelati Thi Jo Dil Main
Ab Sham Wohi Dard Sy Khali Nahi Jati
Hum Jan Sy Jain Gy Tabhi Baat Banay Gi
Tum Sy To Koi Rah Nikali Nahi Jati
Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa
Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa….
Aisa lagta hai apna bhi koi begaana ho gayaa….
Wo to chale gaye humse door….
Lekin mushkil is dil ko samjhaana ho gayaa….!!!
Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai
Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,
Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
chand taro ka nur aap per barse
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ;
har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ;
aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya
ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,
Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,
Dost ko enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer
kabhi hang na hoga.
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi
dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile
pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai.
Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke
Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
Her sham ke bad rat ati hai
Her sham ke bad rat ati hai,
her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,,
chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,
Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil gya to koi bisher gya,
Jinhain manga tha duaon main,
woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.
cartoon network
Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain,
Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain,
Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko,
aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.
har mor per aap ka intezar karenge
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron
ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Murga SARDAR tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
5 great people
5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch