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A multi-millionaire
A woman was telling her friend ,
“It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
THIS i can handle anything!
Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble,
sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle
THIS i can handle anything!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Telling a lie
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
cost to get married?
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Grooms once you marry
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai
Some people ask the secret
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Marriage is like going to
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
First the engagement ring
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
When a newly married man looks happy
When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.