Wedding SMS

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Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

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A multi-millionaire

A woman was telling her friend ,
“It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.

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THIS i can handle anything!

Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble,
sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle
THIS i can handle anything!

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

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Telling a lie

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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cost to get married?

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

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Grooms once you marry

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai

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Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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